The weirdest thing happened to me last night. I took the bus home from school and got off at my stop with two other kids round my age or a bit younger. I called my sister up to tell her not to pick me up at the bus stop anymore because it was such a nice night to walk. A few minutes later one of those two bastards runs up behind me and just punches me in the face and runs away. I turned around and was like, "what the fuck?!" but the motherfucker had gone.
When I got home, I called the cops and one came soon enough. I never got a good look at the bastards so the cop couldn't file a report. They circled the neighborhood, though. It sucks to learn that there are cunts like that living in my neighborhood. Those fucking motherfuckers. The punch didn't hurt but I am pissed that his bare dirty filthy evil hands touched my face. When I got home the first thing I did was wash it. It must have been pretty fucking suspicious as well to the cops to tell them, I didn't get a good look at the guys who did it, but they were both black. Whatever. Fucking motherfucking cunts. I hope they get some well-deserved fucking karma. The cunts.